TCG Card: The Anxious Reyneese

Card Details

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• Name: The Anxious Reyneese
• Type: Character · Night Elf · Priest
• Cost: 4
• Class/Theme: Discipline Priest (Starveil)
• Rarity: Legendary
• Expansion Set: Promo Card Expansion
• Print Quality: Holographic
• Description: Battlecry: If your warband’s budget is negative, panic and shuffle 3 Chamomile-Lavender Teas into your deck.
• Signature Quote: “Wait… what is ‘rent’ exactly, and why does Brass look so angry when she says it?”

The Story Hook

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For ten thousand years, the stars had been her only guide, constant and silent. She had watched civilizations sink beneath the Sundering, faced down demons in the burning ashes of Mount Hyjal, and stood as the serene center of her chaotic found family. But as she stared at the parchment sheet covered in Brasskeese’s jagged ink numerals, she felt a cold sweat run down her spine. The numbers did not balance. The term ‘rent’ seemed to be a recurring curse, a spell that devoured gold coins every month without fail. She held the ledger upside down, hoping a change in perspective would make the math make sense, but it only made the ink run into a blur. ‘Perhaps,’ she whispered, reaching blindly for her teacup, ‘if I make enough chamomile-lavender tea, the spreadsheet will simply disappear…’