TCG Card: The Special Package
3
The Special Package#01
Battlecry: Deliver a ticking crate to your opponent’s hand. If it is not played next turn, it explodes, dealing 5 damage to their face.
"'I told you not to shake it. I didn't say you couldn't throw it.' — Moryeese"
Card Specifications
Type
Spell · Mechanical
Mana Cost
3
Theme / Class
gold
Rarity
rare
Print Quality
foil
Card Number
GC-014
The Story Hook (One-Liner) #
A volatile shipping crate packed with clockwork gears and volatile powder, courtesy of F.A.R.M.’s lead tinkerer.
Moryeese’s Project Log: Crate #041 #
“Subject: Rapid Delivery Logistics (Explosive Division).
Purpose: Accelerate cash flow through aggressive property-damage deterrence.
Method: Place ticking mechanism in standard wooden crate. Wrap with copper bypass coils. Label as ‘Gourmet Herbal Teas (Fragile)’.
Result: Delivery completed successfully. Target shook the package. Target is no longer tracking budget anomalies.”