Reyneese's Adventurous Warband
Gilded Décolletage Co. — Hot tea, hotter heroes, total chaos!
Battle-tested across the ages with late-night gossip, star-herb tea, and suspiciously handsome party members. Grab a warm seat by the hearth before someone accidentally casts Fireball on your chair!
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Battlecry: Draw 2 cards. If you have a cup of tea in hand, restore 5 Health to your warband.
"I've seen this before. It passes."
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Explore the Universe
Stories
Chronicles, arcs, and standalone adventures spanning generations of found family.
Characters
Ten characters. Two groups — Starveil and Shadowlily. One guild — The Gilded Décolletage Co. One very chaotic warband.
Collections
Explore the universe by topic — character studies, treasures, reflections, and guild chronicles.
Cards
A collectible cards gallery showcasing byte-sized stories about character adventures, inspired by Hearthstone.
Shop
The face of the shop — tip the warband, grab TCG prints, stickers, and digital collectibles on Ko-fi.
Latest Stories
After Hours at the Arcatina I: The Language They Hide In
·742 words·4 mins
Past midnight at the Arcatina Tavern, Bartender Bob pours aged spirits while Hiyorieese, Shiyaorieese, and a …
Under One Roof, of the House Rules
·1609 words·8 mins
Looking for accommodation, Reyneese follows a lead to a house run by Brasskeese — a goblin with rules, …
Ninyreese Chronicles #2: The Curio and the Spark
·2409 words·12 mins
Ninyreese trades the warband's Curious Coin for the Mecha-Bond Imprint Matrix in Legion Dalaran, buys Hobart's …
Ninyreese Chronicles #1: The Name for Ninety-Seven
·1457 words·7 mins
Zandalari engineer Kiyareese and Lightforged soldier Ninyreese die together in a Legion soul-forge and wake as …
The Reflections — The Chanel Standard
·256 words·2 mins
Zyneese scolds Avelreese for scrubbing her armor like a chore, insisting maintenance must be a ritual that …
After Hours at the Arcatina X: What Remains Unsaid
·264 words·2 mins
Before dawn, Shiyaorieese and Hiyorieese trade quiet barbs that mask deeper tenderness. Hiyori reveals Shiya …
Meet the Warband
Eclisseese: She Who Hungers
·2329 words·11 mins
She does not want to destroy you. She wants to feel you. That is more dangerous.
Moryeese: The Unknown Variable
·794 words·4 mins
Mechagnome Rogue. F.A.R.M. operative. Agent Dawn. Results work. The mechanism is unknown. Her helmet stays on.
Akaneese Alystrasza: The Dragonflight Advisor
·429 words·3 mins
Dracthyr Devastation Evoker of the Ruby Red Dragonflight. Serves as F.A.R.M.'s aerial logistics advisor and …
Freyneese "Freya" Shadowlily: The F. Operative
·544 words·3 mins
F.A.R.M.'s F. Operative and Worgen Druid. She brings spec-ops tactical jargon to peaceful farm chores, …
Brasskeese: The Brass-Tacks Matriarch
·1324 words·7 mins
Goblin rogue, warband co-matriarch, and the person who keeps everything alive when Reyneese is busy keeping …
Giselleese: The Unyielding Shield
·2575 words·13 mins
A worgen death knight who founded the Shadowlily Guild — a shelter for displaced and cursed girls — on …
About Reyneese
